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Every cripple has his own way of walking.

Brendan Behan

In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You

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