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Most horror movies are certainly that.

Brendan Behan

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis

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