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Brendan Behan

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation

Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.

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