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A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

Brendan Behan

There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Like Love One Love You
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

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