Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
BOBBY HEENANThere’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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