You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
BOBBY HEENANThere’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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