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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Bobby Heenan

You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Fighting Games Giving Watches Wrestling
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Boys Proud Wwe
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Fight Firsts Game Mom Names Wrestling
The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Fight Game Money Scams Wrestling
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Country Only People Two
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Moving Trying Wrestling
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Cards Looks Wrestling
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Curtain Missing Motels
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Lasts Saws Wrestling
They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Children Fighting Game Proof Wrestling
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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