You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
BOBBY HEENANThere’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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