The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
BOBBY HEENANThere’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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