I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
BOB SAGETNot a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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