That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
BOB SAGETNot a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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