Valuable people are undervalued.
BOB SAGETA lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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