Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
BOB SAGETI become a chameleon for wherever I am.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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