I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
BOB SAGETI become a chameleon for wherever I am.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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