Valuable people are undervalued.
BOB SAGETA lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
More Bob Saget Quotes
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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