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  • Bob Saget Quote - A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one! Download This Image
  • Bob Saget Quote - A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
  • Bob Saget Quote - A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
  • Bob Saget Quote - A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
  • Bob Saget Quote - A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
  • Bob Saget Quote - A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!

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    What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.

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