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  • Bob Saget Quote - Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse? Download This Image
  • Bob Saget Quote - Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
  • Bob Saget Quote - Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
  • Bob Saget Quote - Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
  • Bob Saget Quote - Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
  • Bob Saget Quote - Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?

Bob Saget

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.

    If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.

    Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.

    It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.

    Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?

    Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too. Download This Image

    It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?

    Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.

    There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.

    I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.

    I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.

    Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.

    BOB SAGET
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    If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.

    A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.

    Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.

    BOB SAGET
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    It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.

    BOB SAGET
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    Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.

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