If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
BOB SAGETNo one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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