Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
BOB SAGETNo one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
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