Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
BOB SAGETNo one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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