When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
BOB SAGETNo one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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