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Bob Saget

Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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Fake Politics Sincerity
My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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Anesthesia Given Havens
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Body Four People
I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
BOB SAGET

Interviews Littles People
All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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Around Done Heaviness Trying Way
In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
BOB SAGET

Creative Forward Looking People
A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
BOB SAGET

Comedian Jokes Three
Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
BOB SAGET

Arguing People Truth
Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
BOB SAGET

Apology Stuff Vintage
If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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Hanging Negative People Two
If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
BOB SAGET

Change Something Things Wake
I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
BOB SAGET

Dressing Missing Salad Sauce
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
BOB SAGET

Baby Feet Pedicures
I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
BOB SAGET

House Waiting Yesterday
If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
BOB SAGET

Career Eight Wise
They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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Closer Enemies Say

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