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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.

Bob Saget

I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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Affection Emotion Love Mom
I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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Fleas Hurt Spider
I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Meaningful Myself Physical
It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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Day New People Reading
Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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Realizing Sometimes Wish
Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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Banking Government Thinking
At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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Day End Over Time
I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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Acting Fun People
Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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Gossip People Rumor
My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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Dad Escape Humor Kind Study Stuff
In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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Creative Forward Looking People
They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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Closer Enemies Say
I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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Diets Eating Food
I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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Become Chameleon Whenever
And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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Bird Country Cutting People
What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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Comedy Levels People

If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.

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