It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
BOB SAGETIf you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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