I love my mom! You can too for $12!
BOB SAGETIf you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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