Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
BOB SAGETIf you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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