I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
BOB SAGETNothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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