I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
BOB SAGETNothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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