When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
BOB SAGETNothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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