I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
BOB SAGETNothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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