It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
BOB SAGETThere are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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