My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
BOB SAGETThere are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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