It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
BOB SAGETThere are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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