Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
BOB SAGETIt’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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