The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
BOB SAGETKindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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