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BOB SAGETKindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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