Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
BOB SAGETKindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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