A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
BOB SAGETKindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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