It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
BOB SAGETWhen someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
More Bob Saget Quotes
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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