Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
BOB SAGETI don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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