Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
BOB SAGETI don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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