The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
BOB SAGETWhen a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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