Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
BOB SAGETI love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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