Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
BOB SAGETI have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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