I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
BOB HOPEHappiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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