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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.

Bob Hope

The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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