The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
BOB HOPEHappiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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