The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
BOB HOPEHappiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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