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Bob Hope

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
BOB HOPE

Firsts Green Oscars
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
BOB HOPE

Four Girl Lives Sheltered
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life

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