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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.

Bob Hope

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States

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