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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.

Bob Hope

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
BOB HOPE

Comedy Funny Marriage Two
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
BOB HOPE

Age Growing Long
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
BOB HOPE

Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Japan
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
BOB HOPE

Instant Laughter Vacation
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
BOB HOPE

Age Golf Live Shoot
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
BOB HOPE

Able Although Country Lost Reservation
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
BOB HOPE

Funny Hope Love
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Italian
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
BOB HOPE

Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
BOB HOPE

Golf Paramedic Play Trying
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
BOB HOPE

Extra Pages Personally Turning

The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.

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