My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
BOB HOPEI was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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