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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.

Bob Hope

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out

I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.

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