US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
BOB HOPEI was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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