Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
BOB HOPEI was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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