It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
BOB HOPEUS President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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