When you get over 95, every day is your day.
BOB HOPEUS President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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