The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
BOB HOPEUS President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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