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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!

Bob Hope

Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old

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