He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
BOB HOPEUS President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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