Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
BOB HOPEUS President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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