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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!

Bob Hope

Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People

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