Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
BOB HOPEUS President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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