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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!

Bob Hope

When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One

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