A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
BOB HOPEUS President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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