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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!

Bob Hope

Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful

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