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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!

Bob Hope

The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry

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