And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
BO BURNHAMPeople do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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What’s that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I’ll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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