If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
BO BURNHAMPeople do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop’s another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you’re talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It’s like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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What’s that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I’ll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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