Bo Burnham
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I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18… Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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