You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
BO BURNHAMI’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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What’s that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I’ll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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