The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
BO BURNHAMI met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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What’s that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I’ll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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