I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
BO BURNHAMI don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, ‘well, I’m never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I’m going to go be a farmer’. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won’t happen.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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The biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes.
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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