Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.

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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.

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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.

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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.

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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.

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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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Changed Happy Trying
You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.

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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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Selfless
I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.

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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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