My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
BO BURNHAMWhen life gets you down, make a comforter!
More Bo Burnham Quotes
-
-
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
BO BURNHAM -
Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
BO BURNHAM -
I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
BO BURNHAM -
I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
BO BURNHAM -
Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
BO BURNHAM -
The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
BO BURNHAM -
Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
BO BURNHAM -
Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
BO BURNHAM -
I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
BO BURNHAM -
Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
BO BURNHAM -
The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
BO BURNHAM -
Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
BO BURNHAM -
All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
BO BURNHAM -
I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
BO BURNHAM -
Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
BO BURNHAM -
Where are all the sour patch parents?
BO BURNHAM -
I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
BO BURNHAM -
It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
BO BURNHAM -
I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
BO BURNHAM -
I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
BO BURNHAM -
I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
BO BURNHAM -
For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
BO BURNHAM -
The biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes.
BO BURNHAM -
I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
BO BURNHAM -
For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
BO BURNHAM -
And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
BO BURNHAM