Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
BO BURNHAMI think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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The biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes.
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I’m not a grown up until everybody realises I’m a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving – turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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There’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
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