Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
BO BURNHAMI don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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