“Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?” I don’t worship comedy; at the end of the day I don’t fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
BO BURNHAMThe thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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The biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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