I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
BO BURNHAMThey must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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