Where are all the sour patch parents?
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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There’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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