I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
BO BURNHAMAnd if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Love is all about… whistles.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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