Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
BO BURNHAMAnd if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Love is all about… whistles.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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