And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
BO BURNHAMAnd if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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When I see someone filming me, I don’t usually think, ‘No, man, don’t put this up online!’ I’d think, ‘Hey man, you don’t get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!’ I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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