I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
BO BURNHAMAnd if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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