I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
BO BURNHAMAnd if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18… Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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