I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
BO BURNHAMAnd if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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