And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
BO BURNHAM“Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?” I don’t worship comedy; at the end of the day I don’t fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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When I see someone filming me, I don’t usually think, ‘No, man, don’t put this up online!’ I’d think, ‘Hey man, you don’t get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!’ I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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Then the challenge is, once you left brain it and build it, then when you’re on stage you have to know it so well that you can get lost in it. I don’t want to be onstage looking like a robot,
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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