Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
BO BURNHAMLove is all about… whistles.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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“Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?” I don’t worship comedy; at the end of the day I don’t fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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