I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
BO BURNHAMLove is all about… whistles.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I’m not a grown up until everybody realises I’m a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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Then the challenge is, once you left brain it and build it, then when you’re on stage you have to know it so well that you can get lost in it. I don’t want to be onstage looking like a robot,
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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