And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
BO BURNHAMLove is all about… whistles.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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The biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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