I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
BO BURNHAMI worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
BO BURNHAMI work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
BO BURNHAMI’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
BO BURNHAMThere’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
BO BURNHAMThe thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
BO BURNHAMAnd two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
BO BURNHAMIf Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
BO BURNHAMI just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
BO BURNHAMIf I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
BO BURNHAMWomen are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
BO BURNHAMLove is all about… whistles.
BO BURNHAMWhere are all the sour patch parents?
BO BURNHAMI’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
BO BURNHAMWhen I see someone filming me, I don’t usually think, ‘No, man, don’t put this up online!’ I’d think, ‘Hey man, you don’t get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!’ I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
BO BURNHAMLaughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
BO BURNHAMEven if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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