Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18… Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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