For me, it’s about the desire to win. My audience becomes a crowd of wild animals and I have to be the lion-tamer or be eaten.
BILLY CONNOLLYMy advice to you, if you want to lose a bit of weight: don’t eat anything that comes in a bucket. Buckets are the kitchen utensils of the farmyard.
More Billy Connolly Quotes
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Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.
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I can’t believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.
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If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?
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I don’t aim to offend.
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I spent the whole time battering people I liked and singing with my arm round people I loathed.
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The great thing about Glasgow is that if there’s a nuclear attack it’ll look exactly the same afterwards.
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didn’t even know there were specialist zombie magazines and clubs. I heard the other day that a radio station had asked people if they`d made preparations for an attack by zombies, and a staggering number of people replied yes!
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I used to have Mad Cow’s disease, but I’m alright Nooooooooow.
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Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
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I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it’s not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days.
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If you want to lose a bit of weight, don’t eat anything out of a bucket.
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I’d always been scared of people with tertiary education and high intellects in case they found me wanting. I thought they viewed me as just a welder who knew a few jokes.
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The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know.
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I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt.
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