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Billy Connolly

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
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Funny Humor Sexy
Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.
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International Language Music Sorry Swear
I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.
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Crosses Malfunction
If you give people a chance, they shine.
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Giving People Shining
The world needs more Edwin Morgans, people who can take the language and swing it round their heads and don’t care what you think.
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Needs People Round Swings Thinking
I don’t believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don’t want to say I don’t believe in God, but I don’t think I do. But I believe in people who do.
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Angel Atheist Believe God People
Without arts programmes there’s only reality TV, and reality TV needs the arts to show it what reality is.
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Art Needs Reality
I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
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Country Funny Humorous Witty
The more you know the less the better.
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Better Knows Less More
It’s my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.
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Change Mind Often Reserve
There’s a fine line you have to tread because you don’t know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.
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Auditorium Fine Line Offened Tread
Politically correct is the language of cowardice.
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Cowardice Language Politically Correct
Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it’s like they’re in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.
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Constitution Happiness Revolution Unique Written
I’ve always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can’t tell to an audience.
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Audience Differences Offended People You
There’s one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.
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Anything Comment Figure Matrimony
There’s nothing better than a fight, especially when you’re watching it from a safe place. You can yell encouragement! Hit him with the left, he’s a big Jessie!
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Encouragement Fighting Safe Watching

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