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Well, the film’s not only pricking the pomposity of the Church, it’s pricking the pomposity, and sometimes you would think fraudulence, of the insurance companies.

Billy Connolly

Outgrew the media… The negativity felt like a disease.
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Disease Media Negativity
I’ve been a poser for f–ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.
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Arses Laughing Pose Say Years
It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he’s telling them all different things.
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Christianity Different Religion Thing
I don’t think I’ve ever died on stage. I’ve had jokes that died on stage. I’ve told a joke and absolutely nothing. They didn’t know it was the end of the joke.
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Absolutely End Jokes Stage Thinking
Wisdom isn’t an old guy on top of a mountain in a loin cloth. It isn’t an answer. It’s a question.
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Answers Guy Mountain
I decided to stop drinking while it was still my idea.
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Drinking Ideas Stills Stop
A fart is just your arse applauding.
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Arses Funny Humor
Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?
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Empowerment Psychics Thinking
Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.
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International Language Music Sorry Swear
I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.
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Documentaries Glasses Hate People
I’ve always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can’t tell to an audience.
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Audience Differences Offended People You
Now, the country is in a terrible state, and you’ve blamed it on a number of things: Unemployment rate, the value of the pound and all that… wrll, it’s because the national anthem is boring.
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Anthem Boring Country Funny Humor
I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
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Country Funny Humorous Witty
In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it’s folded.
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Differences Everything Funny Menu Travel
I spent the whole time battering people I liked and singing with my arm round people I loathed.
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Arms Loathed People Singing Single
When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you’ve found it?
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Funny Humor Look People Place

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