Mothers are the necessity of invention.
BILL WATTERSONEven when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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