I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
BILL WATTERSONEven when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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