I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
BILL WATTERSONNothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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