Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
BILL WATTERSONNothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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