Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
BILL WATTERSONNothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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