Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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More Bill Watterson Quotes
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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