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Bill Watterson

I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Actually Artist Quality Smoke Tell
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
BILL WATTERSON

Beautiful Life Success
With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Decision Kind Ourselves Recognize
So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Graduation Real World
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Firsts Hobbes Use
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Detours Ideas Recognizing Success Trying
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Learning Snowflake Thinking Unique
Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Hobbes Thinking Wells
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Car Mind Running
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Genius Misunderstood Thinking
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise

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