I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
BILL WATTERSONI like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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