I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
BILL WATTERSONI like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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