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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.

Bill Watterson

I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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Idea Packing Percent Prostituted
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Contact None Sometimes Think Universe
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Admission Anyone Exciting Gate More
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Examine Fun Garden Life
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Accomplish Funny Life Motivational Nothing
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Courage Different Everything Lonely Pretty
Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Beautiful Grow Up Thinking
The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Celebrities Class Common Ideas People
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Buttons Funny Light
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Creating Good Life Thinking
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Alive Art Moving
Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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Boys Kids Resources Scary Supposed

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