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Bill Watterson

Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
BILL WATTERSON

Dad Morning Three
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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Culture Excess Good Life
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
BILL WATTERSON

Comic Existentialism Laughing Strips
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
BILL WATTERSON

Humorous Running Solid Water
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Contact None Sometimes Think Universe
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Direction Events Knowable Order Prejudice
All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
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Looks Media Thinking
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Celebrities Class Common Ideas People
They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
BILL WATTERSON

Around Figures Hang Right Secret Tricks
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
BILL WATTERSON

Humans Pride Source

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