Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
BILL WATTERSONArt has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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