I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
BILL WATTERSONI wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
BILL WATTERSONFew things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
BILL WATTERSONHaving an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
BILL WATTERSONI’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
BILL WATTERSONHobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
BILL WATTERSONEvery time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
BILL WATTERSONIn a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
BILL WATTERSONI’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
BILL WATTERSONYou know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
BILL WATTERSONThe problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
BILL WATTERSONI hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
BILL WATTERSONChildhood is for spoiling adulthood.
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
BILL WATTERSONI’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
BILL WATTERSONLife is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
BILL WATTERSONMaybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
BILL WATTERSON