Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
BILL WATTERSONHaving an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
BILL WATTERSONEvery artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
BILL WATTERSONOf course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
BILL WATTERSONWhen life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
BILL WATTERSONIf you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
BILL WATTERSONI hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
BILL WATTERSONIt’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
BILL WATTERSONI’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
BILL WATTERSONSuddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
BILL WATTERSONYou’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
BILL WATTERSONThe surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
BILL WATTERSONThat’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
BILL WATTERSONOn the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
BILL WATTERSONSleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
BILL WATTERSONYou can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
BILL WATTERSONGod put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
BILL WATTERSON