From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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