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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.

Bill Watterson

I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Actually Artist Quality Smoke Tell
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Painting Solve Tigers Vans
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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Dad Mom Peas Plan Sorry
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Amazed Ideas Mind Wander
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Dad Letting Mom Wondering
I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Mean Wonder
Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Essence Surprise Surprising
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Good Friend More Money Needs
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Country Kings Mom Nice People Think
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Admire Special World
The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Celebrities Class Common Ideas People

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