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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.

Bill Watterson

So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Esteem Expectations Secret Self
It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Lobotomy Needs Saws
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Dad Dark Daylight Mean Truth
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Fun Real Smug Wisely
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Actually Artist Quality Smoke Tell
I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Amazed Ideas Mind Wander
You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Army Handy Knife Swiss Time
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Demand Ecstasy Enough
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Faces People Possums
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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Adulthood Growing Thinking
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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Definitions Desk Library Needs Reference
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Lips Moving Thinking
Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Cat Nightmare Psycho

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